Why did the deer need braces?
Because he had buck teeth.

What kind of horses go out after dark?
Nightmares.

What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

What's more dangerous than pulling a sharks tooth?
Giving a porcupine a back rub.

What type of shoes do baby cowboys wear?
Cowbooties.

What did the bedspread say to the sheet?
I've got you covered.

Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had a windowpane.



Still looking for more corny jokes? Check out these corny dad jokes that will make you want to call your pops.